The Ten Commandments of Harley Davidson

I haven't been around for a bit. I started a new job a little over two weeks ago. I spent the first week working full time at the old job and part time at the new job and then last week started fulltime at the new job so i haven't been able to spend time blogging. But i have thought of the folks in the blogger world often, just haven't had the time to get here. This morning i received a phone call 40 minutes before my alarm was scheduled to go off. So I'm using the extra time to catch up. I may make it to a few blogs but not nearly all that I want to make it too. The phone call was good news though so I thought I would share some humor with you all. The good news involves a fellow blogger......I can't share the secret but keep an eye on Anna's blog for the details, as I'm sure the proud Grandma will share the secret with you. Thanks everyone for all your support as I trudge this part of my journey.

The Ten Commandments of Harley Davidson

1. The one true American-made motorcycle is the Harley-Davidson, and thou shalt put no other motorcycles before it.

2. Thou shalt not bow down and worship nor serve the god of chrome; for, lo, he is a false god and will not get thy butt home.

3. Honor thy authorized dealer and thy hog chapter officers, that thy days may be long and fruitful in the land of Harley.

4. Remember the weekend, and keep it open. for it is written, five days shalt thou labor, and for two days shalt thou ride thy Harley, drink iced tea, and f**k off.

5. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Harley, nor her manservant, nor her maidservant, nor her ox, nor her cute little ass.

6. From the throne of thine Harley, thou shalt not stoop to wave at sinners who ride jap-crap, for jap-crap is known to be the handiwork of the devil.

7. Thou shalt not pass by nor turn away from thy brother Harley rider who is in mechanical distress.

8. Thou shalt not pose. verily, I say unto you, it is easier for a poser to pass his gold visa card through the eye of a needle than to enter into the true fellowship of Harley-Davidson heaven.

9. When riding thy Harley on the road of life, thou shalt not whine nor snivel, and thou shalt not suffer to ride alongside those who do.

10. Park not thy Harley in the darkness of thine garage, that it may collect dust for want of being oft ridden, ride thy Harley with thy brethren, and rejoice in the spirit of the road.